Here is XTC's theory why 2Pac ain't dead.


1- 2Pac died on Friday the 13th...


2- Las Vegas is a payoff City..meaning all sorts of folks have been known to
be on the take..that means doctors, press, lawyers etc


3- The white cadillac containing the assailants..was never found... How
could this be when Vegas is in the middle of a desert?


4- There's a small Black community on the North side of town.. This strip is
only about 8 blocks long.. The attackers were Black.. Where did they go?
Where did they hide?


5- The white cadillac containing the gunmen passes a entourage of 2Pac's
boys..many of them body guards... No one gives chase..and there are no
witness...There were no witnesses on the street... How come? Why not?


6- The name of 2Pac's next album is Machiavelli.. He was an Italian war
strategist who faked his death to fool his enemies... Perhaps 2Pac is doing
the same thing..


7- The cover of his next album..has 2Pac looking like Jesus Christ... Could
he be planning a resurrection?


8- Las Vegas is in the middle of the desert.. How come there was no
helicopter chase... If some one was to rob a casino.. The LVPD would've
chased you down with some helicopters.. . How come this didn't happen
with 2Pac shooting?


9- 2Pac was cremeated the day after he died... Since when does some one
get creamated the day after a murder... There was no autospy


10- There were no ballistic tests... At least we haven't heard about them....


11- Las Vegas is still very much a mob town.. No one gets killed on the
strip... You have to pretty much get permission in order for something like
this to happen.. Who was calling the shots on this one?


12- 2Pac's vehicle got shot 12 times and Suge didn't get hit once.. He was
'grazed' by a bullet.. Why did 2Pac get shot all those times and Suge not get
hit?


13- Suge said he drove 2Pac to the hospital and they had a coherent
conversation? How bad was 2Pac hit? In addition to all this .. there are
conflicting stories claiming that Quincy Jone's daughter was in the back of the
car.. and then she wasn't.. what's the deal for real?


14- 2Pac has completed 2 movies and 3 lps that have yet to be realsed..
With so many people upset about 2Pac's death..literally anything connected
with him is bound to net a whole lot of cash...


15- Suge Knight and 2Pac are the only two music industry people on that
high a profile with enough balls to pull off a stunt like faking death...


16- 2Pac's video 'I Ain't Mad At Ya' foretold his death ....


17- 2Pac always wore a bullet proof vest but for some strange reason he
didn't wear one this time.. why not?


18- The memorial services that were open to the public were cancelled in
both Los Angeles and Atlanta...